Megan Fox Is On The Cover

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The irony isn’t lost on me that Megan Fox’s thumbs have made their first cover on a magazine Harper’s Bazaar. Because, “bazaar” sounds like “bizarre”, you see. Not that it matters. To reiterate, it’s Megan Fox. She could have molten lava for hands, and I’m pretty sure I’d cum twice before it started to burn.