Megan Fox Wants To Be Pregnant

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Since having unprotected sex with Megan Fox interests me a great deal, imagine my surprise when she said she wanted kids. Showbiz Spy reports:

“No-one believes me when I talk about this, but I’m really maternal,” Megan said. “I worry that because I’ve always wanted kids so much, as the world goes sometimes, I won’t be able to have them – even though I would be able to provide them with such an amazing environment.”

A child would be better off being raised by wolves than by Megan Fox, but I think I’m kinda missing the point here. If Megan Fox let me cum inside her, she could bring a pumpkin wrapped in a blanket home from the hospital, and I’d still pay child support until it turned 18.