Megan Fox Is Insecure, Hates Women

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Megan Fox is on the cover of the March issue of W magazine, so that means they had to interview her. And as we know, Megan Fox + tape recorder = rambling psychosis.

Us Magazine

“There are some women you could put in underwear and photograph them, and it looks really classy and it doesn’t necessarily provoke a pinup image,” the actress, 23, tells the March issue of W magazine. “But with me, it does, immediately. As soon as I’m in underwear, I’m a Vargas girl,” adds Fox, referring to the curvy women featured in ads from the 1940s. Fox says she has “no confidence, and because of that, I’m always second-guessing myself.” She also doesn’t have a lot of famous friends (besides beau Brian Austin Green, whom she’s been dating on and off since 2004).”I especially don’t trust girls in this industry, because it’s incredibly competitive, and I’m just not interested,” she tells the magazine.

I wanna plow Megan Fox’s anus like Britney Spears in an overturned McDonald’s truck, but that’s pretty much it. I’d rather have a bear trap on my head than listen to her talk for five minutes, but luckily for me, that’s pretty much all the time I’ll need. Who are we kidding? The condom will even be giving me a look of disappointment.