Happy Valentine’s Day, Baby

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Jessica Biel hasn’t been on here lately because she insists on dating the dancing wigger with the shaved down perm, but dear God she looked absolutely fantastic at the premiere of Valentine’s Day. I’m not sure how you can be a photographer five feet away from Jessica Biel and not get a picture of this. Seriously, dude.I would teleport with a fly or sign up for Survivor: Camp Crystal Lake to get my tongue fused to that.