Lindsay Needs Mother’s Help

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Part 1 of The Insider’s “OMG, Lindsay is a secret celebrity hoarder but we just want to show you how much cool stuff she has while we kiss her ass” is online, and Niecy Nash and Lindsay’s Marlboro and semen encrusted voice take you on a magical journey of lunacy and an unintentional infomercial for shock therapy. But, oh no, Lindsay doesn’t need a psychiatric professional or medication to deal with this, she needs a sassy black woman to tell us about all the “mayhem and foolishness” and “framed pitchers” all up in Lindsay’s house. But Lindsay betta not get shame now, because mama is here to clean house!

Lindsay in a bikini last year because I’m lazy: