There Must Be A Gym In Starbucks

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You can draw your own conclusions on the mental stability of people who call themselves Britney Spears’ fans, but one of them commented over and overa lot of them commented on this post because they were angry that I made fun of her after she was seen leaving a gym. So I wonder what kind of vertical traction machines and yoga classes this Starbucks has, because again, Britney looks like complete shit. That’s because Britney always looks like shit. She’s Britney Spears. I could be attacked by a werewolf, and I could still pick out a better change of clothes than this hillbilly. You could throw a bra or a bottle of conditioner at her and she would just dive behind the couch before coming out after a few minutes to poke them with a stick.