Breaking Up Must Make You Hungry

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Britain’s News Of The World ran a story last week that OMG BRAD AND ANGELINA ARE BREAKING UP!!! I guess somebody should have told them before they made reservations for dinner. People reports:

“Angie and Brad were actually out to dinner together in Los Angeles when the rumor broke,” says the source. “That’s how ridiculous [the story] is.” At the time, multiple sources told PEOPLE the report, which originated in a British tabloid, was “totally false.”

I don’t know if she still has the receipt, but Jennifer Aniston might want to check the return policy for that voodoo doll and love candle. I can’t shake the feeling the salesperson lied to her.