Excuse Me, Miss

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Mariah Carey showed up to the Golden Globes with her rack hanging out, and now she seems confused as to why people are complaining. Showbiz Spy reports:

“I dressed very conservatively,” she said. “My dress was long and my shoulders were covered. I don’t know what all the fuss is about.”

If any dude was offended by this, please stop your Project Runway marathon and knitting your cat his “Team Edward” sweater and shoot yourself. I’m not advocating killing gays here, so if you could just kneecap yourself, that’ll work too.