In her first shoot for an American magazine, Keeley Hazell takes her perfect 32E’s to Maxim. In England, she does this and this (both NSFW), but the fags at Maxim had her lean over a chair. Awesome. Why not put her in chainmail or a Snuggie while you’re at it? I know Maxim isn’t allowed to show nudity, but I guess they should have thought about that before they put Keeley Hazell in their magazine. Keeley in pictures without nipples is like Jake Gyllenhaal in pictures with a woman you actually believe he’s fucking.
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