One Ticket For Passion Play, Please

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The second set of images of Megan Fox’s new film, Passion Play, hit online this weekend, and as you can probably tell, it’s my penis’ must see film of 2010. Megan plays a circus freak with wings who apparently stands in a glass box topless at one point. If it has a big opening weekend, it might make $100, so hopefully Megan will be more receptive to my calls to read for my new horror script, Anal Reapers. Will the restless, malevolent forces at an abandon hotel stop their quest for souls long enough for Megan Fox to have 5 or 6 artistically shot scenes of anal sex? Will their insatiable thirst for blood ever be quenched?!