Lindsay Lohan Is A Saint

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God knows why anybody would send Lindsay Lohan to India to be in a something about child trafficking, but here’s a leaked clip from the BBC documentary. I’m pretty sure the children of India appreciated her coming, because they are truly the poor and despondent of the Earth. Even simple things like reading and counting, things children in America take for granted, are denied to these children. Let’s hope while Lindsay was there she tried to teach these abandoned children basic mathematical concepts like counting to ten. They can count her T-cells for example.