Megan Fox Lives Here

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According to TMZ, licking your lips and humping a motorcycle in a movie about giant robots apparently pays well.

Megan Fox recently bought a brand new house for just under $3 million. The gorgeous wannabe actress’ new Los Feliz 4 bdrm/5 bath estate is over 4000 square feet and features a gourmet kitchen, media/pool table room, several terraces with city views and a swimming pool.

Man, this sure is a nice house, but where is the moat and the dragon? I really hope her lawyer didn’t think a restraining order was gonna work. A restraining order can’t even breathe fire.

Megan almost naked in Jennifer’s Body. The film recently ranked #2 in AFI’s non-existent list, “Top Films To Masturbate To”. Congratulations!