Miranda Kerr Does Ralph

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Every time I do a post about Miranda Kerr, I get a lot of comments and emails saying that I should stop because she’s “not a real woman”. I’m not really sure what that means because she didn’t escape from District 9 and the last time I checked she’s not a terminally wounded cop who returned to the force as a powerful cyborg with submerged memories haunting her. I guess what I’m trying to say is that, yes, in fact she is a real woman. She just doesn’t look like you. I guess that’s why she’s a Victoria’s Secret model and you’re writing a letter to Wendy’s because they don’t serve breakfast anymore.