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A community college student apparently didn’t care about what he got on his Photography 101 final, because here’s some pictures of Lindsay Lohan’s skanky pale ass on the beach in a Santa hat. Jesus, can’t she just go ahead and die already? Hasn’t the AIDS worked it’s magic yet? It’s not like she’s gonna do anything if she lives. If I was elected President, my first act would be to pass a law making it mandatory to hit Lindsay in the head with a brick to see if it will stabilize the economy. I mean, something has to get us out of this mess. If Lindsay’s brains splattered on the wall can get me a low-interest loan, then by all means, go for it. If not, hey, no harm done.