Good Grief

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Although she’s a vapid whore and her face looks like she should be telling the Rebel Alliance the schematics of the Death Star (it’s a trap!!), you can’t really deny that Audrina Patridge has a fuckin sick body. I can close my eyes right now and picture us on a romantic date then back to her place for whatever comes natural. Then a few days later I’ll relive the magic in my deposition with my attorney present.

I never thought I would use “erection” and “Terayki burger” in the same sentence, but I can thank Erik for proving me wrong: