Kourtney Kardashian Had A Boy

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The hottest Kardashian had a baby with her douche boyfriend. Life & Style reports:

There’s another Kardashian to keep up with! A rep confirms exclusively to Life & Style and E! News that reality star Kourtney Kardashian and her longtime boyfriend, Scott Disick, welcomed a bouncing baby boy on Dec. 14. Mason Dash Disick was born in LA, weighing 7 pounds, 6 ounces and was 19 1/2 inches long. He is the first child for Kourtney, 30, and Scott, 26, stars of E!’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians and Kourtney & Khloé Take Miami.

All you need to know about this story is that they named the baby Mason Dash Disick. Seriously. He sounds like a special blend of salt-free seasonings. It doesn’t matter, because his name could be Chainsaw Steel Great White Hammer Panther Disick and his underwear is still gonna be pulled over his head on the first day of school.

Damn, what up ass?