Miranda Kerr Is Engaged

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Miranda Kerr’s brother probably shouldn’t join the mob. OK! reports:

ORLANDO Bloom is engaged to his model girlfriend Miranda Kerr after finally popping the question during a holiday in Morocco. Pirates of the Caribbean star Orlando Bloom and Victoria’s Secrets model Miranda Kerr are engaged after dating for nearly three years. Miranda’s brother confirmed the news, saying: “He’s finally done it. Orlando has proposed. They’re getting married.” The pair, who have been denying rumours of wedding bells for months, are reportedly planning to tie the knot next summer, although a date has not yet been confirmed.

I have no idea why it took this dude so long to propose. It’s Miranda Kerr for chrissakes. You’d have to give her snakes for hair and hooks for hands to make her slightly unattractive, so I guess I’m not understanding what Bloom’s problem is. If I banged Miranda Kerr once, I’d cut my penis off and put it on a satin pillow while I was in a parade riding on that thing Xerses had.