Victoria Silvstedt Dresses Appropriately

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If the Tiger Woods drama has taught us anything, it’s that Swedish models are violent sociopaths who will beat you with a golf club if you cheat on them, but that doesn’t really matter. To my penis. Mostly because they’re blonde and stacked. Victoria Silvstedt could stab me in the neck during sex and I’d still ask her if she had any plans later.