Olivia Munn Does Maxim

Attack of The Show‘s Olivia Munn is on next month’s cover of Maxim, and if you can find the perfect combination of hot, smart, and funny let me know. She’s half Chinese and half Irish, which is a coincidence because my girlfriend is half Chinese and half Irish. I also call her vagina “the wok”, because it’s always hot and it’s always available to eat from. Wait, I didn’t mean to put that out there, baby….I, um, well, I’m sor…uhhh…hey, so how do you like your diamond earrings I bought?