Alessandra Ambrosio Showed Up

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The parade of chicks I will never have sex with continued in St. Barts yesterday as legendary piece of ass Alessandra Ambrosio was frolicking on the beach for Victoria’s Secret. I don’t know what this has to do with anything right now, but I could really go for some Flying Biscuit. Yes, I like them. I thought you knew that about me. Don’t you ever listen to me? Why do I even talk?! You never pay attention to me! Why does everything have to be about you?!