You Can’t Even Tell

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Gargamel On Ice Capital FM's Jingle Bell Ball took place in London on Friday night, and I have to admit, Lady Gaga has her uptuck game tight. Either that or she actually doesn't have a penis. Which means she has a vagina. Which also means I would rather fuck a bowl of molten lava.

Oh, no. Your tits are all flat and junk: