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Britney Spears and her kids are on the January 2010 cover of Elle, and I’m glad to see the editors were able to get that purchasing order approved for the Photoshop that Tony Stark invented. These hillbillies shouldn’t be on the cover of Dog Fancy much less a fashion magazine. I’m gonna sound like an asshole, but all kids aren’t precious adorable angels sent from heaven. Some look like this. If these were my kids, I wouldn’t have them in hair and makeup for a photoshoot, I’d have them in a shed feeding them mustard biscuits. Or french fried taters. I reckon they’ll take a large.