Alessandra Ambrosio Does DT, Hopefully DP

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Alessandra Ambrosio and her insanely hot ass are on the November cover of DT magazine, and while you look at these, please keep in mind that she had a baby thirteen months ago. Also, thirteen months ago, Kelly Clarkson had four Bacon Cheese Thickburgers and a milkshake. Apparently, Thickburgers don’t include ginseng and green tea extract, so maybe Kelly should have a baby. Obviously passing a human through your vagina is some sort of magical weight-loss burning formula.

I know everyone is still mad at me for making fun of the Downs cheerleading squad, but take a look a this video of Surprised Kitty! You’re not mad now are you? He’s a kitty! And he’s surprised!