Dear Santa

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I’m in an imaginary love triangle with Ashley Greene and Megan Fox right now, and since Megan is in hiding, I’ll post some pictures of my beloved Ashley at the Maxim December issue release party last night. How will I choose? Which one will win my heart? Which one will lead me down a path of lust and desire? Will my defense lawyer be able to successfully argue that my bail can’t be set too high due to downturns in the economy? Will the judge agree? Stay tuned to IDLYITW for the answers to these questions and many more!!