Angelina Jolie Is Not A Fan Of Barack Obama

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During the 2008 election, hero-worshipping Hollywood stars were praying for the day that Obama would let them literally kiss his ass, so you’d think Angelina Jolie would jump at the chance to meet him. Um, that would be a no. US Weekly reports:

Barack Obama does not have Angelina Jolie’s seal of approval. “She hates him,” a source close to the U.N. goodwill ambassador, 34, tells the new issue of Us Weekly (on newsstands now). “She’s into education and rehabilitation and thinks Obama is all about welfare and handouts. She thinks Obama is really a socialist in disguise,” adds the source. But don’t expect to see the Salt actress rally against Democrats on Fox News like her staunch Republican father, Jon Voight. “Angie isn’t Republican, but she thinks Obama is all smoke and mirrors,” the source says.

Whatever. I think Angelina Jolie might be overreacting a little bit. Obama can’t even pick out a White House dog without taking longer than a murder trial and the only thing he’s won recently is basically Mr. Congeniality at the Nobel Peace Prize awards and 2nd runner up at the Olympic selection ceremony. It’s almost 2010 and Terry Schiavo has accomplished more than he has in the past year. The only way Obama could turn this country into socialist nightmare in the next 72 months is if he managed to resurrect Stalin and gives him Apache Chief’s powers.

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