Kim Kardashian Is Photogenic

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I realize she probably smells like Swisher Sweets and cocoa butter and may or may not have sat on a couch with plastic on it recently, but good grief Kim Kardashian looks hot as hell in a bikini. Specifically, the one she posted on Twitpic Sunday. I don’t care if she’s gotten more black guys off than Abraham Lincoln, I’d hit it at least once. Like the time I let David Beckham hit it. I’ve been losing sleep. But I made up my mind, IIIIII’mmm keeping my baby!!