Natalie Portman Is Down
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Nerd fantasy Natalie Portman attended the NYC premiere of Brothers on Sunday and I have to admit, she looked kinda hot. That’s good news, because she was one of the first to sign the Free Roman Polanski petition. That means she’s cool. So you don’t have to worry about her snitching to the police when you drug her and sodomize her against her will. Because she knows what it means when chicks scream and plead for you to stop. They’re just getting turned on baby!! Aww yeah!!