Sofia Vergara Should Attend Everything

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It’s apparently Latino Day on IDLYITW, so to keep the Goya flowin, here’s Sofia Vergara at the AMAs. Christ, her body looks like some comic book warrior princess who enslaves a crash-landed astronaut and forces him to repopulate her dying planet (BAM and BAM). I swear if I ever saw her walking down the street my penis would jump off and try to hump her leg. Bad boy! Bad!

Sofia Vergara in a bikini because I am a loving and giving God: