Good Morning, Friday

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I wondered why I woke up to the sun winking at me and bluebirds pulling my back sheets as a glowing unicorn fetched my slippers and led me to my laptop this morning, but then I quickly realized it’s because pictures from the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show hit online while I was sleeping. Those guys are such perverts!

Miranda Kerr and her incredibly hot ass: