Chastity Bono Is Dumb

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Other than Sarah Jessica Parker, Kirsten Dunst, and Cameron Diaz, Chastity Bono is the ugliest woman to ever appear on IDLYITW. She/He also has mental problems. Popeater reports:

For the first time, Chaz Bono, born to Cher and the late Sonny Bono as Chastity, opened up about his new life as a man, in an exclusive interview with ‘Good Morning America.’ “This was a very difficult decision to make, but it is the best decision I’ve ever made. I’m happier. I’m more confident. I feel great,” he said. “It would be easy to say, ‘Why did I wait so long to do this?’ but I am a person who believes things will happen when they’re suppose to happen. I was ready when I was ready. Life is just great now,” he said. Bono, who has served as a LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender) civil rights advocate, began the gender-changing process earlier this year, following his 40th birthday. His publicist announced Bono’s decision to undergo gender reassignment in June. He is currently living with his girlfriend Jennifer. Bono has undergone breast removal surgery and began taking hormones to alter his appearance. “It was just a long process of being comfortable enough to do something about it. I was turning 40, and I thought it’s now or never,” he said. “Gender is between your ears and not between your legs. I’ve felt male for as far back as I can remember,” he said. “As I child, I felt like a boy. My friends were boys and in school, I related to boys. If a game broke out [with] girls against the boys, I was always with the boys.”

Really? Because I don’t think anybody has ever given birth between their ears. I’ll make this simple for you: If you’re born with a vagina, you’re a woman. If you’re born with a penis you’re a man. That’s it. Case closed. Just because you like playing with trains instead of dolls and you feel like a boy, it doesn’t mean that God made a mistake, it just means you need to double your dosage. Instead of cutting things off and taking hormone pills, maybe you should see a psychiatrist and deal with the ugliness inside instead of trying to get rid of it on the outside. “Society” calls you a woman because you were born with ovaries. Get over it. Just like I got over being born with a three-pound cock. Screw you God !!! Why have you cursed me so??!!

NOTE: I feel like I should say something here, so let me take this opportunity to offer my apologies to the LBGT community. For that show V. Man, that show sucks !!

Due to my gag reflex, there’s no way in hell I can download and edit more than one picture of this freak, so here’s Olivia Wilde at the 14th annual GQ Men of the Year Party last night. Set your penis to stun: