Britney Refuses To Obey

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Britney Spears’ rat nest weave and daystripper exercise DVD’s seem to be doing the trick, because Britney was looking super hot in Sydney Harbour this weekend. And by “super hot” I mean disgusting. Why anybody would want to have sex with this is beyond me. Like particle physics. I understand many elementary particles do not occur naturally, but are created only during high energy collisions of other particles, but how is that going to get me laid?