Kim Kardashian Is Subtle

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Being an attention whore takes hard work, so if anything, Kim Kardashian gets points for taking every opportunity to keep the focus clearly on her. She’s in a golf cart with somebody whose pregnant and something who just got married, but fuck that. It’s all about her. I don’t even want to know what Kim would do if Kourtney wins a Nobel Prize or Khloe is shot down from the Empire State building. If I had to guess, next year’s Super Bowl halftime show is gonna include Kim Kardashian in a love swing and people from the zoo putting on the giraffe’s condom.

Note: I didn’t crop the top of Kong Kardashian’s head out of the banner pic. Nature did that.