OK, I’d Do Her

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Taylor Swift and her adorable squinty ass hosted SNL this weekend, and her monologue was actually kinda cute. SNL is about as funny as a puppy with cancer that just got hit by a truck, so this is pretty much all I could watch. She’s apparently in love with a Native American that turns into a wolf. I think that helps my chances. I’m Native American and I have a Three Wolf t-shirt. It let’s the ladies know that, like a wolf, I am a mysterious loner who knows how to howl at the moon. Call me ladies.