Heidi Klum Is A Dork, Awesome At Halloween
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Most chicks default to whore on Halloween (Slutty [insert profession or Disney character here]), because they’re mostly attention whores and need constant reassurance that they look hot from random drunk guys. Unlike Heidi Klum. I guess being the one of the most beautiful women in the world let’s you actually get creative on Halloween. Like Heidi Klum does every fucking year (here, here, and here). You know, like she did at her 10th Annual Halloween Costume party. If Halloween was a race, Heidi Klum would be riding a dragon and everybody else would be sitting in a wagon pulled by a monkey on a tricycle.