Miley Cyrus is 16 and dresses like a Thai prostitute on stage and just ended a nine month relationship with a 22-year old dude in June, so you’d think Billy Ray Cyrus would pull in the reins on his 9-year old daughter, Noah. Um, no. Because this is what she wore to the Dream Halloween event yesterday. This. To reiterate, she is fucking nine. I have no idea what goes on at this event, but I assume they put roofies in the juiceboxes and Roman Polanski sang karaoke to “PYT” and passed out ice cream cones at some point.
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