What Up, Hilary?





Hilary Duff is in Manhattan filming something I’ll never see called, The Business of Falling in Love, and um, where did this rack come from? Did I miss something? Either she got implants or the secret experiment the government did on me to make me faster, better, stronger is working. Not that they can take all the credit. The whole three-pound penis thing was God’s idea.

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