This Is The Album Cover

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The cover of Rihanna’s new album was released today, and um seriously, what the hell? Who came up with this shit? Did the photographer let the teenage Italian boy in the cut off jean shorts out of his fur dog collar so he could help Rihanna with this barbwire? Did the white tiger under the pink parasol paint with glitter while this was going on? Because this is the gayest shit I’ve ever seen.

Thanks to Paul Heyman over at the great Heyman’s Hustle for sending me Rihanna’s obvious inspiration for her cover.