Can You Break A Twenty?

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The Whitney Museum of American Art’s Gala was held in New York City last night and apparently the caterers made excellent speedball encrusted hor d’oeuvres, because Lindsay Lohan crawled out of the ditch and showed up. Christ, she looks like absolute hell. I hope whoever buys her at the auction in Saudi Arabia she’ll be sold at soon knows of a good spa.