What The Hell?

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Here’s Rihanna in New York filming a music video for her new album. At least I think it’s a music video. It could be a movie about pirates. Or a blaxploitation Sonic the Hedgehog. Or Sonic the Hedgehog’s Pirate Adventure. Or a movie about a sassy but tough, black female assassin going under cover as a pirate. To tell you the truth, I have no idea. What am I, a reporter?