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People have been trying to make AnnaLynne McCord happen for a while now and no, just no. Please, just stop. Her face looks like one of Hellen Keller’s books and I don’t even want to know what’s going on with her feet (stop…Hammer Time!). My only guess is that she’s the Swamp Thing or she got exposed to gamma radiation. I just checked with my penis, and he says neither of those can be good.