Megan Fox Won An Award

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Since Hollywood isn’t progressive enough to nominate actresses in the category of “Best Performance In The Angry Indian” or “Best Actress In A Supporting Role (Threesome)”, I guess I’ll have to make do with Megan Fox winning Best Sci-Fi Actress at the 2009 Spike TV’s Scream Awards last night. Because, let’s face it, if it doesn’t involve robots or semen, this is probably the best she’s gonna do. Unless of course she wants to try her luck in winning the coveted “World’s Greatest Anal” mug in my dishwasher. I’m not gonna lie, competition has been fierce lately.