Dear Lord

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Halle Berry attended something called the 6th Annual Keep A Child Alive benefit last night in New York, and I have no idea what that’s about, but if they’re trying to get kids to masturbate to stay alive, they probably shouldn’t have let Halle walk in like this. You won’t see anything more beautiful today unless a little girl gives a baby bear cub a daisy or a basket of puppies slide down a rainbow.