Coco Will Not Be Outdone

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Say what you want about Coco, but holy crap her body is ridiculous. She’s posting pics of herself on Twitter again, and I would have to apologize ahead of time, because there’s no way in hell I’d be able to look at that ass and not blow like a dolphin*. Even then, halfway through I’d fully expect to see Captain Kirk and Ensign Jones beam down from the Enterprise, because clearly she’s from some kind of outer space woman planet.

(*)When he gets nervous, better bring your mop. It’s not on porpoise when he blows his top. He’s Dolphin Boy..(Who da mammal?)