Good Morning, Amber

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Amber Heard should really be on here more because she’s hot (really hot in All The Boys Love Mandy Lane) and likes to get naked and I’m a big proponent of that. In my senior thesis entitled, “Hot Girls Who Like To Get Naked: I’m A Big Proponent of That”, and since women should solely be judged by their racks, I go into great detail discussing women’s diffidence and self-actualization based on extensive field research and several comparison matrices.

Note: Excerpts from my thesis can be found here and here.

Amber at The Stepfather premiere: