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Mad Men star Christina Hendricks got married today to some Pakistani dude in a restaurant (these jokes write themselves, people!). So, yeah um, congrats. Star reports:

Christina Hendricks has gotten hitched! The head-turning redhead — who all the ad men lust after in Mad Men — married her longtime love, Geoffrey Arend, at Il Buco restaurant in New York City on Sunday. The Tennessee native wore a Carolina Herrera gown (it was the first dress she tried on) and exchanged platinum wedding bands made by Tacori with her groom, who’s best known for his role in Super Troopers. The couple met through Christina’s costar Vincent Kartheiser, who plays Pete Campbell to Christina’s Joan Harris, in Feb. 2007. They became engaged earlier this year. “He’s amazing,” Christina has said of her now-husband. “He’s half Pakistani, and he has these thick, gorgeous curls that drive me crazy. He’s like, ‘My curls to you are like your boobs to me.'”

If this chick was an A cup she’d be a third alternate for a Layne Bryant commercial, so you can go ahead and assume that I’m only posting this because of her gigantic rack. And if I can be totally honest, that’s basically my reason for everything.