This Is A Nice Bar

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My beloved Megan Fox made an unscheduled appearance as a celebrity bartender at Sonny McLean’s Irish Pub in Santa Monica to raise money for charity, and I’m just a little pissed that I didn’t know about this because I’ve been practicing my pickup lines for when I meet her for a while now. “Are you a sergeant? Because you make my privates stand at attention.” “I know I don’t have your virginity, but can I have the box it came in?” What lady could resist?!? I’m so smooth!