Hey, Baby. It’s Been A While.

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Megan Fox and her sexy little ass is on the cover GQ UK Details (whatever that is) this month, and all I really have to say here is take a look the these pictures. Now imagine me waking up to that. Now imagine my semen looking like a Skittles rainbow being shot out like that beam on the Death Star. Because I’m pretty sure it would happen.