Lady Gaga was the musical guest on SNL this weekend and in some sort of gay version of Luke Skywalker meeting Captain Kirk, Madonna showed up in a skit with her. It’s SNL, so you can already assume it’s less funny than a paralyzed homeless kid with cancer, but what you’re not expecting is that they wanted you to believe that this was somehow sexy. I really can’t speak for your penis, but as for mine, a Jersey shemale and a 50-year old hag who looks like that guy in the attic in Hellraiser isn’t really his thing.