Well, Hello There Yourself

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Since Olivia Wilde is on House and my ex-girlfriend’s family used to call me House (not sure if that was a compliment, but whatever), so I thought it would make sense to post these pictures of Olivia Wilde at The Late Show last night. Hopefully it makes sense to your penis, because dear God she’s hot. If I was the IOC, she definitely wouldn’t be Chicago, because all she would have to do is send me these. Look, Megan and I aren’t working out, so I really need to just move on. This may be a bit forward, but I just sent Olivia some chocolates and a heart. I hope she likes them. Especially the heart. That homeless guy seemed pretty attached to it.