Michael Bay Is Sarcastic
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Despite calling Michael Bay “Hitler” in interviews and an anonymous letter from crew members that said she was a insufferable bitch on the set of Transformers 2, Megan Fox has been officially welcomed back by the Transformers 3 director on his official website.
Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture, Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you.
I’ve having a hard time figuring out if that was supposed to be funny or he just wants to have sex with her. Because if he thinks she’s into unfunny guys who want to pin her knees to her ears, the line starts back here buddy.